Archive for October, 2011

Cat Boxing: My Name Is Too Easy To Remember

October 26, 2011

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So… I had a good idea for a strip, started it, and then it sort of just crapped out. Hopefully, you may have an idea of what I am getting at with this strip. How you run into someone that you haven’t seen in years (in this case a decade) and but how little someone else has changed, shows you just how much you have changed (Sevendust was never my scene… are they even still around?)

So yeah… my name is one that people seem to remember at times to my chagrin (did I spell that correctly) Anyway, yeah… I’m not terribly into this strip. Eh, whatevs.

Cat Boxing: Wild Strawberries, This Ain’t…

October 21, 2011

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Hayden is Kirsten and Jonathan’s three-year-old son… he is a bright little kid, has been since he could start talking… with that said, he is also a three-year-old and three-year-old’s will tend to do such things as wipe boogers on you (personally I blame his father… kidding.) But yeah, I’m pretty sure when my nephew was at that age had probably wiped a booger or two on me… maybe not.

The title is a reference to the Ingmar Bergman film about a man who questions the meaning of life… which in this case, Hayden is quite astute.

Actually, this isn’t the first time Hayden has been animated… his mother is quite talented and has her own cartoon blog…

The life and times of Malady http://www.missmalady.blogspot.com/

Check her out, pretty funny stuff. Sigh… this month has been really lame.

Cat Boxing: You Think You’re Uncomfortable…

October 17, 2011

The one thing about waiting rooms, is the magazine selection is always the same Aside from Time and Newsweek, there is usually crap such as People, US, Entertainment Weekly (which is not nearly so bad) and Sunset… SUNSET! Who reads that?! On occasion, you’ll see a New Yorker here and there but not really, Anyway, aside from those, there is also “Highlights” the children’s magazine… which is incidentally much more interesting and thought provoking than People, US Magazine, and fucking Sunset!

Now, with that said as in any awkward situation (such as a patient leaving the doctor’s office sobbing), people who are waiting in the waiting room will tend to want to distract themselves and all there is sometimes to read is a Highlights. So, when you over hear that someone is being told that they are dying of cancer nearby, you can distract yourself with “Hidden Pictures” unless some shithead kid already drew in the actual magazine, then your fucked!

But yeah… I may edit this bit later.

Cat Boxing: Too Old To Be This Untalented

October 17, 2011

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So, exactly pretty much what the strip says… I spilled coffee on a folder which in turn stained several pages. I was going to throw them out and then I didn’t. Also, my second one with stick-figure Abe Lincoln… he’s kind of a dick

This was started around the same time I did the first one, which was last December or so… eh, yeah. Either way, there you go.

Cat Boxing: Grocery Store Essentials

October 14, 2011

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Honestly, I’ve done this more than once… I always bring a list, unless I forget which is often… so… I don’t always have a list. I tend to buy food usually after work, so I never truly buy groceries. I probably should though, at least more often.

Re: Cat Boxing: Deus Ex Nude Girls…

October 11, 2011

Dear creepy video game masterbating people…

I posted a strip about a year and a half ago, titled Deus Ex Nude Girls… The title is a play on the Latin phrase, Deus ex machina “God out of the machine.” Which is what a writer tends to use to get out of a situation that seems highly implausible. Hence, having no idea what to write about and then a hot girl ask me to join her for a trip to the nude beach… VERY implausible and gave me something to mention. Of course I didn’t draw naked chicks, and if I did, look what they would look like… eh.

Well, ever since the video game Deus Ex came out, I’ve been bombarded with views thinking that people actually read this shit. What I am finding is, some kids with way too much free time and probably smell of BO and Cheetos (believe me, I went to the GOW3 release and I knew that I am not a gamer because I like deodorant) They’ve been doing Google searches of Deus Ex Nude Girls… One, really? There are plenty of sites that show hot naked chicks, doing hot naked things… do you really want to see some video rendering of a video game chick naked… well, I suppose I’m asking a stupid question. Second, With all of the sites that are devoted to “deus ex nude girls” my site pops up first… It use to not pop-up first. So I should thank you for the “hits”, but I’m more amused that you would think to look up naked video game broads on my blog… Three: personal hygiene… take a shower on occasion, smelling good is pretty nice. Especially if I’m in line waiting for Batman: Arkham City and I have to stand behind one of you jerk-offs who smells like ass and Dorrito’s, I may spray you with some Jovan Musk… not to be mean, but seriously… it’s impolite!

Now, I realize that some of you are looking for “skins” for the PC version. May I recommend looking up “lemonparty.org” for your skins… friends (actual friends, please don’t go to lemonparty.org… nothing at all you want to look at)

Cat Boxing: October All Over

October 11, 2011